Once upon a time there lived a young hobbit called Jonty
But this young hobbit was a bit different
For he had the blondest, curliest hair and he wore the very fanciest clothes
And he told everyone that he was a prince
"I am a prince!", he would say, "of a far away land"
"Where the rivers are gold, and trees are decked with the finest jewels"
"Music fills the air, and fairies dance in the field!"



