Bilimas

The scorching pain on his leg stung like mad. Billy could only feel this horrible pain, but nothing else, all his other senses locked down. Then he felt a cold touch on his skin and all of the sudden his skin went numb and he felt pain no more for the time being – he drifted out of consciousness once again and felt nothing more.

“Uhh…?” Billy says when he woke up.

“Huh? Pardon?” Billy says still eating a blueberry muffin which tasted absolutely wonderful.

The Bounder mutters, “I says we’re doin’ the best we can of the wolves problem!”

Poppy cries out (and she has a rather large cry Billy notes as she is right next to him), “But yer gotta do somethin’ about me family’s farm!”

“I demand tat yer investigate who stole me pie!” Billy bellowed, obviously starving and who was rubbing his belly pleadingly.

The Bounder cries out, “I’m sorry, Billy but we bounders in Stock got to put all our attention to those evil big folk down south!”

Billy growls, “I’ll do it meself since yer bounders can’t do anyting right!” Then he stormed out of the Golden Perch Inn, not aware that all the other hobbits heard every word and that they were disgusted that a pie should go missing.