The Antics of Applecider
Applecider, Lancogard, Seregrian, House Bar-en-Acharn
Being the observations, antics & larks of a fat bardic Hobbit, wandering the grand stage of the Wide World among Big Folk. There will be ample pie.
A multifarious amalgamation of Letters, Personal Observations (as recorded in a book of songs & interesting recipes), and Official Reports written in capacity as occasional voluntary auxiliary to the Bounders of Brockenborings (duly deputized, Second-Class) and self-appointed representative of The Shire & its Interests to Skinny Elfs, Beardie Dorfs, Green-Hooded Bounders (i.e., the handsome Dúney-lads), and other Big Folk.