Naughty

My Ma, who was full of much wisdom
Once sat me right down on her knee
She told me it's good to be normal
And that sensible's what I should be

Though many a year may have passed now
I've found I've ignored her advice
Because all my experience tells me
It's best being naughty but nice!

For being a little mischievous
And causing a bit of a din
Is something that brings much excitement
When done with a wink and a grin

See the naughty hobbit
He's sitting on the chair
Keep your eyes close on him
For he gets everywhere

Throwing on an old cloak
He walks out with a bound
Looking to make mischief
Anywhere it's found

Sneaking into orchards
And taking lots of fruit
Filling up an old sack
With lots of apple loot

Scaring hobbit children
That play in the long grass
Acting like a goblin
They cry and run home fast