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An Interview With A Scarecrow, I Guess



[Forward from the player of Taite, whom I'm stealing this from:] (OOC: Inspired by the player of Annuviel! This is just a fun "what if" concept. There are 100 questions in total, they will be broken up into smaller posts over time. Feel free to use the questions and "interview" your own characters!)


Part 1: The Basics

 

 

1. What is your full name? Uhm...Stitches, I guess. It did use to be something else but it's long and...I keep forgetting.

2. Where and when were you born? My brother said we were from Woodhurst, but I don't...really know.

3. Who are/were your parents? They were...people for sure. I don't remember them.

4. Do you have any siblings? Yes, I have a younger brother, he's...somewhere...I think.

5. Where do you live now, and with whom? I live in a shack on Foxlin Street, and a Manor on Foxlin Street. I live with my love.

6. What is your occupation? I used to do mercenary work, but before that I farmed. I like to take care of animals and try to grow things. I think I'll do that.

7. Write a full physical description of yourself. Full? Like full full? Uhm...well I have green eyes, I guess. I have hair like straw and...some crazy idiot put this stitch tattoo over my mouth. Hence...ya know.

8. To which social class do you belong? I'm uncertain. Social class? Well like I said I'm a farmer so...whatever that makes me.

9. Do you have any allergies, diseases, or other physical weaknesses? I have strange reactions to certain melons.

10. Are you right- or left-handed? We have to choose one?

11. What does your voice sound like? Ehm...Well I guess it sounds like this, see? I can't very well describe it. My brother was the scholar, the way-with-words type.

12. What words and/or phrases do you use very frequently? Uh. I guess I say 'Alright' a fair bit more than I should.

13. What do you have in your pockets? My keys, some coin, a note about- Hold on, am I being robbed? 

14. Do you have any quirks, strange mannerisms, annoying habits, or other defining characteristics? Well...yeah. I think a lot of people get put off because I don't know a lot about me. I think that could be pretty irritating.

Part 2: Growing Up

15. How would you describe your childhood in general? Boy, I'm tryin'. If I could remember, that would be easiest.

16. What is your earliest memory? Uh...*clears throat* I remember killing a deer...Huh? For food? No it was just- Can we move on?

17. How much schooling have you had? Well...I can speak, read and write, but...I dunno?

18. Did you enjoy school? I...don't...know?

19. Where did you learn most of your skills and other abilities? I guess most of what I know about farming I was taught by nearby farmers, as for the mercenary stuff...it uh...seemed to come naturally.

20. While growing up, did you have any role models? Well I knew another boy named Jaec who I think I was close with. Does- Does that count?

21. While growing up, how did you get along with the other members of your family? I think so. My brother seems afraid of me now...or he did...so I don't know.

22. As a child, what did you want to be when you grew up? Uh...next- next question?

23. As a child, what were your favorite activities? I spent a great deal of time with my friends in the nearby woods.

24. As a child, what kinds of personality traits did you display? ...Well I don't remember much, but it wasn't anything good to think about.

25. As a child, were you popular? I had a lot of friends...wait er- well...is five or six a lot?

26. When and with whom was your first kiss? I'm told it happened. I don't remember it.

27. Are you a virgin? That I remember.

28. If you are a supernatural being (i.e. mage, werewolf, vampire), tell the story of how you became what you are or first learned of your own abilities. A what now? Hm? No no, I'm not an actual scarecrow, it's just ink, see? *rubs mouth frivolously*