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COPPERHAND’S COLLECTION OF CURIOS & MORE!

Message: 

((Posters authorised by absolutely no one have been spotted near the Combe Gate and tucked discreetly behind stalls at Bree Market:))

COPPERHAND’S COLLECTION OF CURIOS & MORE! 

YOU there! A discerning customer with an eye for the unusual and a purse that twitches at a bargain - this message is for YOU. 

Step quietly, look twice, and follow the smell of pipe smoke, polished tin, and a potential bargain. Vratni Copperhand's Emporium is open for business (on certain days, in certain places, depending on who’s askin’). 

A SELECTION OF WARES ON OFFER: 

(Include but are Not Entirely Limited To:)

  1. “Ancient Coins” (almost certainly buttons), 
  2. "Mystic Pebbles of Eriador" (genuinely from Bree), 
  3. "Rare Imported Umbar Sand" (now in convenient jars!), 
  4. "Feathers of Fortune" (colour may vary with luck or not at all), 
  5. "Silver-coloured Spoons" (Mostly Unused) – single and family packs available, 
  6. "Treasure Maps" (gently singed, to places that may or may not exist), 
  7. "Crebain Repellent" (untested. Possibly flour.), 
  8. Sturdy Walking Sticks with Interesting Curves (need I say more)

 

PROUDLY DISPLAYING THE MARK OF: "TRUSTED SELLER" 

(Prototype badge of the Bree Merchant’s Guild, hand-stamped by Vratni himself. Pending official approval by the Mayor or cease-and-desist.)

[Seal: a lopsided coin with a suspiciously crooked hammer on it] 

WHERE TO FIND ME? 

Most days you'll find me near the Combe road under the willow by the third fencepost, or somewhere just barely visible from the Comb Gate itself, depending on wind and Watch rotations. But on Bree Commons Days, look for a cart with a brass bell, in the Bree market square, by the Boar statue. 

IMPORTANT LEGAL NOTICE: 

-Don’t ask for a receipt. All transactions are final.-

No refunds, no returns, no coupons, no eye contact after purchases. All items sold as is (and sometimes as imagined). Side effects may include a passing sense joy, confusion and/or minor shin splinters. Vratni Copperhand not responsible for emotional attachment to goods once purchased. 'Dwarven Kin' discounts also don't apply.

Location: 
Bree Town