Once again, I made a song for Bingo. I think I have come up with an idea on how to get him back to the Shire! Here is the song:
A Thousand Pies
Once I saw a boy, such a joy
His eyes burnt so bright
But he liked adventuring
Like no hobbit never does, never does
He went away
But I need him
And I miss him
And now I wonder...
If I could bake
All those pies
Do you think he'd change his mind?
'Cause I would give him a thousand pies
If that could just bring him...
Home
Sometimes lads lose their minds
They go so wild
Oh that darn Tookish side!
Why they just can't stay
Let their hair turn gray
Resting in the lap of a pie seller girl?
And I need him
And I miss him
And now I wonder...
If I could bake
All those pies
Do you think he'd change his mind?
'Cause I would give him a thousand pies
If that could just bring him...
Home
Home, home
If I could bring him home
With pies, pies
If I could lure him
With pies, pies
Bring him back
Would it work?
Distance can strengthen love
But it makes one sore
So cold to sleep alone
That boy is a fool
Like adventuring too
It's so, just so dangerous
But I still need him
And I still miss him
And now I wonder....
If I could bake
All those pies
Do you think he'd change his mind?
'Cause I would give him a thousand pies
If that could just bring him...
If I would bake
All those pies
I am sure he'd change his mind!
When a lad gets a thousand pies
That will bring him...
Or at least lure him...
Home
((Best sung to this tune))
