Yesterday some of us hobbits went for a little walk in the woods they call "Trollsjaws".
Well, believe it or not, there should be some trolls roaming around!
I am sure that is only some nonsense written by a person who has eaten the wrong kind of shrooms. Anyway, should these creatures from Mad Baggins' tales really exist, there is an easy way to avoid them. I wrote a song about this advice and performed it yesterday during our little walking tour. Here it is:
Trollsjaws ain't fun
'Cause there are trolls!
But light turns them to stone so,
Just stay in the sun!
If you see one
Just go and run!
But light turns them to stone so,
Just stay in the sun!
Dear Master Gandalf knows,
He faced many trolls
And in his wisdom
He turned them into stone
Trolls are stupid,
Or so I have heard
And light turns them to stone so,
Just stay in the sun!
Light turns trolls to stone so,
Just stay in the sun!
Trolls may eat many things,
They might eat you as well
And they may throw some stones
And squash you too, in the end
Oh well
Trolls are dreadful
So keep this in mind:
Sunlight turns them to stone so,
Just stay in the sun!
((OOC: This song is based on this hobbity tune))
