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[Satire] Bree Dating Agency



A bell rinkled as a man entered the room. Unhappiness was written all over his face. When he sat down he sighed, it seems like a heavy burden lay on his shoulders. The woman behind the desk smiled at him "Good day sir, what may I do for you today?".

The man shrugged slightly "I am so.. lonely".

The woman smiled still, not that she was happy, it is a professional smile "Then you have entered the right place, please sir, what are you looking for?".

The man sighed again "a woman..."

The woman behind the desk smiled while she reached for a book marked as 'Available women'. She opened the book before him and rummaged through the pages. She grinned "Do you have any preference? We have a wide variety: Bree lasses, Gondorian ladies, Rohirric shield maidens, Dunland savages, witches.... do you want me to continue?"

The man looked disappointed as he saw all the pictures of the women in front of him. "They all look the same to me".

The woman closed the book again and looked slightly agitated "Yes, well that just because the lack of cosmetic options during character creation!!" She reached for another book marked as 'Deviant art'. She opened the book in front of the man and rummaged through the pages again.

The man suddelny looked more vivid and his mouth dropped in awe.

The woman grinned "Please do not drool on my new carpet sir".