Hobbit

Jokes and comical entries by Till Brown Noakes

Man: "Leave me at peace!". Orcleader attacks and kills the man. Orcleader: "You said you wanted peace, and I gave it to you!"

Hobbit: "Where!? Who!? What!? Give me my pie!". Man: "I don't have pie". Hobbit: "Who said "pie"!?". Man: "As I said, I do NOT have pie!". Hobbit: "Who said "pie" now!?".

Pies and tarts, a slice or two,
A bowl of soup, a bowl of stew,
Give me some bread to dunk in too,
And to that, a pint of brew.

A freshly caught and roasted fish,
With a big, full potato dish,
And of course a slice of quiche,
That is a Hobbit's dinner wish!

Some mutton always tastes fine,
If served with sauce and eggs in brine,
Then later some delicious wine,
Of course best servéd in a pint!

For dessert, I am fond of cake
And berry-pies I'll gladly take.
But if I should partake of steak,