Jokes and comical entries by Till Brown Noakes
Man: "Leave me at peace!". Orcleader attacks and kills the man. Orcleader: "You said you wanted peace, and I gave it to you!"
Hobbit: "Where!? Who!? What!? Give me my pie!". Man: "I don't have pie". Hobbit: "Who said "pie"!?". Man: "As I said, I do NOT have pie!". Hobbit: "Who said "pie" now!?".
What is the meaning of life? To be gregarious (look that up, as people looks at you like you're an idiot if you say 'gregarious' instead of 'pickle'. Surely, it must mean something else)? To be friendly? To dance? To love? To marry? To fight off the evil? It is simple as pie: The meaning of life is to eat pie!
Hobbit: "My feet are hairy! Why are they so hairy? What can the reason be? And what is the reason I do not have to wear shoes? And what is the reason that I am so low compared to so many other? Even dwarves are higher than me...". Other hobbit: "Err... let me tell ya mate!..." Hobbit: "And why are you so low too?" Other hobbit: "I was just about to sa..." Hobbit: "I just found out something more: I am also fat! Why can that be?" Other hobbit: "The reason..." Hobbit: "I found out! We are not grown up yet!"
