hobbits

I hear from my sources that there has been a murder of a halfling in the inn at Bree. Most distasteful. It appears that agents of the northern rising are implicated in what can only be a fumbled fiasco. Entering a public place... killing a halfling. A halfling!

The Ballad of Old Jacob

Old Jacob makes his way
To the Three Farthing Stone
Strolling down the Stock Road
So old and so alone
There he stops and stares
As tears fill his eys
Looking back so sadly
A life that passed him by
"Where did it all go wrong?", he cried
"No hobbit lass is at my side"

Hobbit Lasses

With their little toes
And little feet
Lightly tapping down the street
How can you but not desire?
The Hobbit Lasses of The Shire

With flowers circling
Their flowing hair
Fluttering softly on the air
You can never ever tire
Of Hobbit Lasses of The Shire

It was long ago
So the story goes
That two hobbits wore such fancy clothes
But their wide smiles, and well-cleaned toes
Could not hide a menace beneath
It was said they had daggers for teeth.