Do you spread joy, or seek to annoy?
Diddle-liddle-dee! My, you are free!
Tick of the clock or click of the tongue?
Tick-click-tock! Just a bit of fun!
Sweet as nectar, nay, you are better!
Diddle-liddle-dee! Fly off like a bee!
Stomp of the foot or beat of a drum?
Bum-dum-tum! Now I'd better run!
I sought to share joy; instead I annoy!
Diddle-liddle-lee! They won't catch me!
I spilled all the mead and drank all the rum!
Fiddle-dee-dum! I hide from everyone!
(A song written by Eiragerd in the attempt to be prepared should someone ask for something cheery.)