The adventure of Feay, Chapter 1, Orcs & Mushrooms Part 2; The burn

“Ugh, ow my head” Feay spoke softly, waking up, she was in some kind of ruin, her hands tied and some orcs here and there. Some seem to be sleeping, but it didn’t matter. Currently she is stuck. “Rude bunch, think you can sell some mushrooms, they kidnap you.” She said softly, looking around for possible ideas. Her backpack was all the way to otherside of the room, if only she could get there. But just as she was making plans she heard a little ruffle of leaves, it was Hopwë! Now reunited, Feay smiled at her rabbit, nodding.

An orc woke up, standing up and scratching its butt. “Shit fam, gutto piss” he says, going away from the other sleeping orcs and the few watching orcs. Passing the little hobbit speaking to her rabbit, he shrugs and moves on but then stops, and slowly turns around. Did he see a hair… biting through the hobbits' binds? Just as she turned around, the hobbit was sitting there, with what appears to be bound wrists, just idling moving her feet. The orc grunts again and turns around when suddenly a rabbit jumps at him in a jumpscare and bites through the orc's throat.

“Woohaha brutal!” Feay said giggling, she then quickly got up and made way for her backpack. Meanwhile other orcs and some watchers run in. Noticing the hobbit was lost, they went after her, but each time they got suddenly jumped at and decapitated by an almost unnoticeable rabbit. This made the orcs get into a panic, the rabbit was quick. But they tried to catch it or hack it, and each time they swung their sword, they cut down one of their fellow orcs. But all the uproar suddenly stopped as a light “Yoho, boys~” came from a corner, for Feay had been reunited with her pack and was juggling a red mushroom in her hand, smirkingly.  

The orcs after a moment of silence (and one more orc in the back getting gutted by the rabbit) suddenly start laughing. “Nice pinecone ye got there, pintsize. Bet u taste funneh!”. But they quickly found out how wrong they were, when the red mushroom flew through the sky and landed straight on a big fat orc, completely covering it in flame. “ARGH PINTSIZE IS ARMED! GET ER!” One orc yells, but quickly another red mushroom flies through the air and woosh! There went another orc, cremated on the spot. And quickly after that suddenly a bang and smoke filled the room. “Arg! Pintsize cheat! No fair!” Yells an orc, “Wait I found ‘er! Have at er” A slash is heard and then an orc grunt. “Grív ye wargshit! Ye killed Kren, Fam!”  - “Woops”

And just as an orc made it out of the smoke area, woosh goes another fire on one of them. There was no escape and they were being picked off one by one. “You know what, I have an instant solution for this situation!” Feay said to herself, quickly grabbing a random bowl and throwing some mushrooms together then with a stick she starts to mix, just as the smoke starts to evaporate. “It's there! After git!”  The orcs yell, but just as they start to reorganise, Feay is done, and in a mushy ball she grabs what she mixed together and quickly throws it at the orcs. And just as she did so, she quickly started to run, grabbing hold of Hopwë she made for the exit and jumped out of the gate.

Just as she is out of the gate, the night sky lights up and a loud bang was heard, then debris started falling around and one orc, in a ball of fire, flew through the sky screaming. “Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa~” before it lands with its face against a tree and fell down. While lying on the floor, charred, Feay walked by and she quickly spoke; “Pleasure doing business. No refunds!’ And she moved away into the upcoming dawn, just as an entire old Rhuduar ruin burns down behind her.  “Alas now I have to find new mushrooms.”