"AN ODE TO THEUDO FURRYFOOT, ESQUIRE"
Lyrics by Theudo Furryfoot, Esquire.
Composed by Theudo Furryfoot, Esquire.
The Song is inspired by highly esteemed Theudo Furryfoot, Esquire.
"In all of the world there is no place like the Shire. The hobbits here are quite sincere, full of cheer, and with excellent taste in attire. Among all the folk in the land there is one whom they all admire. Who is that you say? Why it's none other than Theudo Furryfoot, Esquire. He is charming and he is humble, of this there is no question. He loves to laugh, he loves to smile, he is the very epitome of fun. His jokes can make even the grumpiest of chaps chuckle. Being around him there is no moment that is ever dull. Among all the folk in the land there is one whom they all admire. Who is it you say? Why it's none other than Theudo Furryfoot, Esquire. He is handsome and he is strong, he is as popular as they come. He is smart and he is wise, next to him even a scholar would feel dumb. He is famous and he is wealthy, he is the envy of everybody. Among all the folk in the land there is one whom they all admire. Who is it you say? Who it's none other than Theudo Furryfoot, Esquire. How can he have this much class? How can he be so brave? How can he surpass the expectations of the masses? How can he be this well-behaved? Among all the folk in the land there is one whom they all admire. Who is it you say? Why it's none other than Theudo Furryfoot, Esquire."

