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Found : Lord Piggy Mc Porkish
Submitted by Bejou on April 12th, 2018
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In a muddy olde town
Hobbits name Budge-ford
Lives a porky so vein
He demands all call him 'Lord'.
He is selfish, bratty and spoiled
He is hungry all the time
He will always voice his opinion
With a piercing squeal and a whine.
Lord Piggy Mc Porkish of Budgeford
Is in truth just a big sham
Before long I am quite sure
He'll be sausages and ham.
