That dang pirate Peggy... he has gone and died! Now what am I going to do with the cow and donkey that I was going to switch his horse with?! And worse of all, they buried his shiny leg with him, I was going to take that and hang it from the Pony!
Mind you, his funeral wasn't that fun... I tried to make everyone cheer up but they kicked me off a table, and when I tried to balance myself on a casket of ale, I fell into the fire pit and they left me to burn! Good job I got out in time though, or my great looks would be ruined!
Now who am I supposed to have fun with? I guess I will have to find some others, a few at the funeral looked like they could be cheered up, and who better to do that than me!
