Its been several days since I last saw me hat...the side effects indlude making even less sense than normal, trying to use wicker baskets as a hat substitute and completely loosing control over the pixie minions. Not good...I'm also infinately less awesome than I was when I wore me hat. However much I try and kid meself otherwise that hat MAKES me who I am. Anyway what happened to me hat? Not even sure, its either been eaten or stolen and I don't know which. Either way I am well unimpressed and when I meet the hat fiend again...things wont be pretty...
In other news, not that there is any more important than the hat situation, me finger is still missing...kind of predictable but yeah...hasn't exactly grown back which is a shame really but oh well. Thought it might be ironic to put a poster up to ask people to find it but seeing as I don't like people knowing about it I thought it was probably best not to. Would also be kind of wierd if someone gave me a random finger...anway, the finger situation isn't too bad on the whole really. Getting used to it and that. Not as obvious as me leg at least anyway, I just tuck it up me sleeve and most of the time noone notices...my finger that is, not me leg. I would have a job getting that up me sleeve...have to be a contortionist or something. Might try it next time I'm drunk though...
