Fair Warning
I'm going to the river,
I'm going for a swim,
And if I spot a peeping Tom,
I'll sing a curse on him,
Swimming with your clothes on
Is really not much fun,
Which is why I like to go and swim
Far away from anyone.
Yes I like skinny-dipping,
Where nobody can see,
And I'll sing a curse on anyone
Who tries to spy on me.
So if you see me swimming
Better quickly creep away,
Cause if I sing a curse on you,
It'll really spoil your day!
Primmrose Spinney
