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Dwarven Duck Recipe

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On the last page of a recipe book in the new Scholar's Hall, written in barely legible handwriting. It is clear that the recipe is not part of the actual book.

 

Dwarven Duck Recipe

One, take a crossbow and shoot a duck.

Two, skin it and kleen clean it.

Take one gallon of water. Boil the duck in it.

Throw the water away.

Take a gallon of milk. Boil the duck in it.

Throw the milk away.

Take a gallon of whiskey. Stir duck in it.

Throw the duck away.

Serve chilled.