Khendrah's Diary; The Grey Repository, entry 4.

Dear bloody diary, I have been locked inside the bloody stupid Official Document's section for WEEKS. Those stupid STUPID scribes thought it was such a "great idea" to just THROW the documents in there, so of course I went in to organise. And guess what. They CLOSE the door and it pops into lock right before closing. Of course, the doors are so heavily sealed that no one hears a THING. And no one ever puts anything in there, aside from that STUPID HOBBIT with his stupid announcement of trying to sound important. And then some service records and life of GUARDSMEN and something more I did not read. It's all I had to read for THREE weeks! Calenon better give me a bloody raise for this, because all I had was stupid raisins and mucky water to drink. Dear Gods, these scribes are about to get told off. And of course no one asked where I was. They were just celebrating I was sick or something. They'll all get to pay for that, filthy buggers. Now it's time to get things moving again. And what the hell is up with the Town Crier? He doesn't have anything interesting to say. I'll have to get on that. Bloody-pissed-off regards, Khendrah.