Fair Warning

Fair Warning


I'm going to the river,

I'm going for a swim,

And if I spot a peeping Tom,

I'll sing a curse on him,


Swimming with your clothes on

Is really not much fun,

Which is why I like to go and swim

Far away from anyone.


Yes I like skinny-dipping,

Where nobody can see,

And I'll sing a curse on anyone

Who tries to spy on me.


So if you see me swimming

Better quickly creep away,

Cause if I sing a curse on you,

It'll really spoil your day!


Primmrose Spinney